Post Date December, 03 2023
Xiao San: Honey, I want to lose weight and maintain my figure.
Man: OK, OK, how much is it?
Xiao San: Ten thousand yuan!
Man: I'll give you 20000
Third: Thank you, dear
Wife: Husband, look, I gave you two children! I'm out of shape! I want to lose weight and maintain it!
Husband: Oh... you should procrastinate several times a day and eat less!
Wife: There is a good product with good effect, but it is more expensive!
Husband: What's the maintenance? I don't hate you. There's no need to maintain it. Can it work? You have been cheated by others! I still like your natural beauty!
Wife: I really want to maintain it! I want to change back to the former shape, convex and backward, S-shaped.
Husband: As long as you take good care of your children and my parents! Don't fiddle about.
So what do you want your husband to do? I can cook food, wash clothes, earn money, drag the floor, fight on the shelf, walk in the street, drive the car, and play outside.
With my husband, I have to wash, cook and clean up the house for him, and take care of his family!
I hate some men who say, "We can only find 18 divorces for men, but you can only find 80 divorces for women“
I just want to say: "You look for the eighteen-year-old, and your father's family will marry you to be a grandmother. I look for the eighteen-year-old, and I will go to his family to be a grandmother. We are four generations apart. Is that the same? If you don't get to a family by accident, you have to say hello to my grandparents sooner or later. How much inheritance do you have to share with me! What else do you show me?"
