Post Date December, 02 2023
Picasso has a mistress, Clinton has a mistress, and Tong Pak-hu has other mistresses besides Chou-heung. All men with achievements have mistresses. Can a woman call her husband without achievements? I happen to know several friends who have mistresses. I asked them what is good about mistresses? Combining their statements, we found that mistresses have several characteristics that attract men:
1. The mistress is upset
After finishing his work, a man is afraid to go home and endure his wife's annoyance. As for the annoying mistress, it is not without, but my friend said, oh, it is not called mistress, but called the second wife.
——It's strange that when a woman comes home from work, she likes to ask her husband about things. They don't need a husband who won't bother them? And if her husband is quiet, the woman will say, "What have you done?".
2. A mistress makes a man always feel in love
For example, a mistress is not like a wife. She has a plastic wrap on her face (a woman says that it is a beauty facial mask), sports clothes left by her in college, and sits beside a man watching boring TV dramas. The mistress will have pasted the plastic wrap, cucumber, and fruit you want to name before the man comes back, then put on the man's favorite transparent underwear, rent a sexy DVD and wait for the man to come back and watch.
3. There is only one man in the mistress's mind (I agree, maybe pretend, but at least pretend). Everything is based on the man's opinion
The man said, it looks like it will rain tomorrow. Regardless of the fact that it is reported on TV that tomorrow is cloudless and the probability of rain is zero, the mistress will also appropriately say, well, it is cooler to rain a little.
——It is strange that the wife has only one man, but there are different ways to treat the only man. For example, when her husband is just beginning to get excited, she will say, "Oops, did you sign your son's homework book?"?
4. Although this is a small matter, it is absolutely important
The mistress won't say it's your turn to wash the dishes. I won't say that I will pay the electricity bill on my way to work tomorrow. Not to mention, you threw your smelly socks on the sofa again. The mistress can't say anything, only can say, are you hungry?
——It is strange that the wife always complains that she is doing things at home, which is worse than a maid, but she always requires or at least expects her husband to be proactive and hardworking in doing housework.
5. When the mistress gets the money from the man, she will send a kiss and a grateful expression; As for the wife, she would say, why is it 500 yuan less? You ambushed again, didn't you?
——Even more strange, the wife has an unusual feeling about men's wallets. She always makes men wonder whether women's requirements for management are husband before wallet, or purse after husband?
The above is just a simple list of five points, which I think is enough. I know that when a man speaks the truth, it usually ends badly. I still try my best to speak the truth for him. Of course, you (if you happen to be a woman) will first hum through your nostrils and say, "Neuropathic, how can there be such mistresses in the world?"? Men will fantasize.
Why do women always want to be wives instead of mistresses when everything is good? Even after marriage, why should we treat our husband with the attitude of a wife instead of a mistress? So, we should all pay attention to it, and we must pay high attention to it.
