Post Date December, 03 2023
Nowadays, a bank card called "Sifang Money" (homonym for "private money") is popular. It is said that more men than women use this business. Where do men hide their money?
Office drawer
The office drawer is usually the most convenient place for a man to hide his private money. As long as the relationship with his wife is not so tense as to be incompatible with fire and water, generally speaking, the other party will not openly come to your office to pry your drawer lock, so the probability of private money being found here is very small.
However, this method also has obvious defects, such as collective theft in the office. According to statistics, more than 83% of the private money has been stolen. However, the victims still dare not speak up later, and eat dumb, and have to swallow the broken teeth.
In the professional book
Dictionaries and professional reference books are usually good places for men to hide private money, but it is important to note that you should not forget which book to hide in, otherwise it will be very difficult to find.
Another prerequisite for this method is that the wife will not be too shrewd - my friend's wife works in the criminal police team and is an expert at deciphering passwords. It is said that once, she successfully found the year-end bonus hidden by her friend on page 2253 of the Ancient Chinese Language by using the tail number of her home phone number 2253 as a clue. Once, she was inspired by her friend's birthday on September 24, Unexpectedly, on page 924 of the dusty "Dictionary", I found the manuscript fee accumulated by my friend for half a year.
Underwear pocket
Pants, briefs with purses, and private money hidden here can prevent thieves and wives, but the disadvantage is that the steps to get money are complicated. Even if you buy a pack of cigarettes, you have to find the bathroom "convenient" first. It can be seen that it is not convenient to get money from this place when you need it.
Deposit bank
Based on trust in state-owned banks, it should be one of the safest methods to deposit private money in the bank. If you add a password, you can report the loss even if the deposit certificate is stolen. The only trouble is that the deposit certificate must be put away. If the wife finds out, even if there is a password, it is not safe. I have a friend who hides the passbook in the interlayer behind the wedding photo frame. As an example of experience promotion, many colleagues have not yet been found.
Lend to friends
Lending private money to a friend is equivalent to treating a friend as a safe to hide private money. It is unlikely to be found by his wife. But the risk index is not small - after all, the IOU written by a friend to you is basically a piece of paper that is two fingers wide and is easily lost. Don't write IOU by a friend, and you are afraid that the other party will turn over and refuse to accept it.
Destroy this article
Although all the above places where private money is hidden have certain confidentiality and operability, the premise is that they cannot be known to the wife, and the newspapers and periodicals published by them cannot be seen by the wife. They must be destroyed as soon as possible to avoid the wife from following the map with the articles.
