A wealthy man succeeded in marrying a beautiful female film star. On their wedding night, they affectionately undressed and undressed each other in their bridal chamber.
The groom said, "Since we are married, we should be honest with each other. I have a few small secrets to tell you, please don't be surprised." The bride smiled lightly and said, "Who doesn't have a few small secrets? Since you can tell me your privacy, I have also decided to tell you my small secrets
The groom grabbed the hair cover off his head with his hand and said to the bride, "Actually, I am already bald..." Unexpectedly, the bride also took off one of her long hair and said, "What's so surprising about this? I was born completely bald
At the sight of the groom staring at his bald hair, the bride took the initiative to confess, "Do you think my eyelids are beautiful? They were actually artificially cut..." The groom was not surprised and said, "This is nothing, you look at my left eye..." As he spoke, he took his left eye out of its socket, and it turned out that his left eye was fake.
The groom continued, "Not only my left eye, but my teeth are also fake..." The bride disapproved and said, "Never mind, my nose has been raised five times..." The groom said, "To be honest, the wrinkles on my face are made;
The bride hesitated for a moment before saying, "I won't hide it from you. In fact, my beautiful face took eight facelifts to look like this..." The groom took off his shirt and said, "My heart is kept beating by a pacemaker..." The bride also took off her bra and said, "I only got so plump after undergoing breast augmentation surgery
The groom's movements slowed down and he said, "Since you are so frank, let me tell you my biggest secret - I am almost bankrupt due to the economic crisis..." The bride also made the greatest decision: "I didn't want anyone to know, but you were so kind to me, so I told you how you are - actually, I am not a woman, I have undergone sex reassignment surgery
That's great! "Exclaimed the groom excitedly, peeling off his own skin to reveal the dark fur inside. He hugged the bride tightly and said," Dear, I'm actually an orangutan. You can come back to the forest with me to live