Oral statement: Brother came to fix the computer and took the opportunity to fix my wife

Yangzi finally got the answer to something he had been puzzled about recently last night.

This matter is that his eyelids have been jumping again and again. At that time, I said, is it the left eye or the right eye? I heard that the left eye jumps to wealth, and the right eye jumps to things. He said, it's the left eye! I said, good things, good things, maybe it's good things, really, don't worry about it.

Yangzi looked at me with a sorrowful expression on his face. Do you think this is reliable?

Actually, I don't have a bottom in my heart either, so I said weakly, wait

As a result, last night Yangzi sent me a note to my blog: 'Something has happened, and it is indeed a' good thing '

I looked at these simple words and looked back and forth to make sure that what he said was a good thing. Why did he add double quotes. When I realized the situation was not good and called, Yangzi's phone stopped, hey, this kid.

At five o'clock in the morning, I woke up on time, opened my blog, and started recording my posts. This is a habit I have developed in the past three years.

Of course, I will log in to QQ invisibly, lazily replying to messages, watching chat records in each group, drinking pure milk frozen in the refrigerator all night, my thoughts pouring out to my fingertips, tapping out stories of truth and falsehood.

However, when I saw Yangzi's message, I was still startled.

He said his wife was sleeping with someone

I stared at his blackened avatar, completely unconsciously shaking him. I didn't expect his avatar to light up. It turned out that he, like me, was also invisible.

He said, so early?

I didn't reply because I've been so early, going to bed early at night, and not getting up early in the morning. How could there be bugs eating. Moreover, after a night's sleep, the brain becomes exceptionally clear and intelligent. When it comes to thinking and figuring out something, it quickly becomes clear and clear.

He said that I was in an Internet cafe... I wanted to go to the old street man to have some millet porridge, would you like to come with me?

I made an OK gesture.

In the morning, there are few passers-by. Especially at five or six o'clock, the road is very quiet. It is like a floating music rest. Every time you walk along the road, take a deep breath, and feel that the eyes will be brighter, like a bird with white wings covering the sky and plump wings. When you slowly expand, your vision will be broader. When I saw Yangzi, he was not suitable for the scenery here. Just like a hunter breaking into a music church, standing out in the middle of a large area of princes and princesses dancing gracefully, showing his unique and indifferent indifference.

He gave me a hug, which really surprised me.

Smelling the familiar smell of an internet cafe on his body, he furrowed his brow slightly.

He said, my old lady actually slept with Li Sen, and I was looking for someone to beat that guy

I remained silent because I could imagine that with Yangzi's fiery temper, I had fought with Li Sen for several rounds without knowing how intense it was. It's difficult for me to determine whether he will kill Li Sen or not.

Yangzi said, 'You don't even know, Li Sen came to my house to fix the computer. Who knew that the computer was fixed, so he got into trouble with my wife just as I went out to buy two bottles of wine.'.

I'll digress from the topic. Just your old laptop, bought for 3000 yuan, has been in use for six years and needs to be thrown away. It's just my own treasure.

Yangzi smiled, but he remained silent.

In the morning, we all ate very little because I really didn't have much appetite, and neither did Yangzi. Our hearts were inexplicably full.

I bought a water fried bun for five yuan, and I ate two. He ate one and put down his chopsticks.

Two big men, the old man, were speechless towards each other. There were some things that made it difficult for the woman to say anything about the affair. It's better not to say it than to say it. Before leaving, Yangzi said, 'I'm sleepy...'

I said, oh... halfway out, I turned around and said, 'In an interview with Yoko, I've been writing an emotional column lately. How did you find out about catching adultery?'?

Yang Zi swung his fist and asked for a fight, didn't he?

I'm just joking, don't you be so stingy? Women? Like clothes, you understand. I, like siblings, you also understand.

After speaking, he also showed his teeth with joy, but he was quite helpless

As he was speaking, his phone rang. He blinked at me and pointed to the caller ID: "Dear. That's right, it's his wife. I originally wanted to listen to their conversation, but when I saw him intentionally lowering his voice and covering the microphone with his hand, I cleverly increased the throttle again and ran away.

This is the story of Yangzi. Is there any follow-up? I don't know.

(Intern Editor: Lai Jiaxing)