After the wedding, both my husband and I were exhausted. I haven't celebrated my birthday for so long, but suddenly I was pulled onto the stage and became the main character. That's a nervous thing.
I've never laughed at so many people for so long in my life, and I had to run to the restroom to rest my poor facial muscles. When I got home, I was so tired that I just wanted to sleep. As a result, just after taking a shower, my mother-in-law mysteriously called me to her room and said there was something important. As soon as I entered, my father-in-law slid away against the wall without looking at me.
I didn't feel good at the time, but it was also too late. My mother-in-law affectionately pulled me and sat by the bed. First, I talked about a bunch of things about getting married being a major event in my life, and from then on, I'm going to be reborn, and so on and so on
Then I said that some things were supposed to be told to me by my own mother, but my situation is special. As my mother-in-law, she thinks she is my biological mother, so today this important step will be taken by her. Seeing this, sisters should have guessed? I guessed it at the time, but struggling with nowhere to escape, my mother-in-law affectionately held both hands and couldn't even pull them back.
My mother-in-law first got up and took down two books from the bookshelf. As soon as I read the titles, I couldn't help but run away. My mother-in-law didn't feel my embarrassment at all. She pointed to the first book "Youth Sexual Education Enlightenment" (probably by that name) and said, "This book was bought by me for LL when he had his first ejaculation, and it was very helpful to him.
Then he pointed to the second book and said, 'This' Couple's Guide' was bought for him when he was about to go to college. '. Because I think he should know this knowledge at his age to avoid making mistakes.
The next step is even more intense... My mother-in-law opened the couple's guide and pointed to a paragraph and started reading it aloud to me: Look, there are several different postures introduced in this. As you are newly married and inexperienced, the recommended position above is XXX, which I personally think is very reasonable. And it also says that if necessary, a pillow can be placed under the woman's buttocks. Hey, you can give it a try tonight... Then my mother-in-law will start giving me all the precautions, from the initial cleaning to how I should massage my husband to relieve fatigue after the end, everything is complete.
As I was talking, my mother-in-law finally realized my awkwardness and laughed happily, 'Are you still so embarrassed, kid?'? I'm telling you this is very important, especially for men.
I'm telling you, don't underestimate it. Look at your father (referring to my father-in-law. At first, I didn't react and thought she was referring to my own father, which almost scared me to death). At such an old age, there are still two or three times a week
I sat there with a blank expression on my face, feeling like I wanted to die. During this period, my husband walked back and forth outside the partially closed door, exploring his head and mind countless times, with a look of burning desire. Ultimate, the ultimate in a family.
My mother-in-law continued on her own, not to mention how young he was. Ouch, he kept pestering me day and night. However, I was also hiring at that time. My figure is particularly good, my waist is quite thin. Turning my head, I looked at my waist and said, 'It's even thinner than yours.'. And my skin is particularly white. That's really true, with powder in the white, water in the powder, and a hint of body fragrance.
So it's not bad that your father always sticks to me. My face has been a bit tanned this summer, so you can't tell. Just look at me and you know how white I am. Speaking of this, my mother-in-law turned her head and looked outside the door. After confirming that nobody was there, she suddenly lifted her clothes from bottom to top to her neck, revealing her whole white body. She said, "You see, isn't it very white?" I had to say, "Hmm, it's really white
At this moment, my father-in-law couldn't bear it anymore. He stretched his neck carefully from the door and asked, "It's already one o'clock, isn't it? They should be tired too." I quickly stood up like a dream amnesty and said, "Yes, yes, go to bed early
As a result, this crazy woman grabbed me and, like a magician, took out a box of condoms from her pocket and handed them to me. Can you use this? Do you want me to demonstrate it to you? It might be troublesome to get pregnant. Your father and I used to
I stuttered and interrupted her, "Yes, it will. No problem." My heart said, "Demonstration? Oh my god! How to demonstrate?!!!!" My mother-in-law sent me out and added, "Don't make it too late, newlyweds can easily have acute urethritis." She was standing outside my uncle's bedroom at the time.
As soon as my husband saw me, he immediately beamed and said, "Eh? Why is this little sister wandering outside alone in the middle of the night? Can you possibly lose something? Come and open the blanket to look for it, there's a huge surprise
I threw those two books and condoms all over my husband's face and said, "I've had enough surprises tonight. You better put away your super big surprise before I chop it up and feed it to the chicken." I thought my husband would restrain himself, but the person started to move around and said, "What did my mom teach you? Do you want to review while it's hot
I was furious and said, 'Why is your family like this?' Then I said everything my mother-in-law said in full. My husband became honest at once, and I thought, "Well, I know how shy I am, and I'm not as cheeky as his mother." At this time, my husband said with great resentment, "I didn't expect my father to be so capable, which makes me so stressed..."