Post Date December, 03 2023
1. After paying my salary, just as I returned home and opened the door, my wife pricked me in the arms and cried, 'Husband, I was robbed today...'...
Hurry up and comfort her: Ah? Did you get hurt? No alarm?...
My wife said, 'I wasn't hurt, but I was robbed for over a thousand yuan.'...
I breathed a sigh of relief: as long as I'm not injured, I'll lose the money. I'll give it to you. After finishing speaking, I presented my salary with both hands...
My wife burst into tears and smiled: Look, he robbed me of money, but I also robbed him of his dress and shoes. Oh, by the way, he also robbed this bag...
Ni Mei, I think I was robbed...
2. Other daughters-in-law always wriggle and cry when they argue.
My daughter-in-law always slaps the table and stomps on the chair with one leg when arguing. She points to my nose and shouts loudly, "Do you want literary combat or martial arts
3. Who invented the 3 minute gaze!
At night, I stared straight into my daughter-in-law's eyes in bed. After 3 minutes, she cried, 'Husband, I'm sorry for you...'
4. My wife just got her driver's license and always asks me to accompany her every time she drives out. When I asked why, she said, 'I don't want to be born on the same day, I just want to...'...
I'm on my knees!!!
