Post Date December, 03 2023
People are social animals, and when they are alone, they feel a strong sense of loneliness, so they really want to add some fun to their lives. Single men are even more so. Here are the seven happiness strategies introduced to single men:
1. Every morning, I open my eyes and proudly say to myself, 'The history of being single has opened a new day. This is a shocking spiritual treasure. Continue to be single until I feel how shameful it is.'.
2. Encounter a child calling themselves "uncle", immediately tell him in a stern tone: call me big brother, I'll treat you to ice cream. When encountering someone who introduced me, they refused and went on blind dates again and again. Years later, I can proudly say with a touch of sadness in the tone of the person who came over: 'I once had N blind dates back then, but unfortunately, I didn't declare the Guinness Book of Records.'.
3. If you truly fall hopelessly in love with a woman who makes you crazy, immediately confess: I only want you to love me in the world. If someone falls hopelessly in love, they will expose their crimes with great sorrow: ten men and nine bad, don't love indiscriminately, otherwise you will be hurt. It's not that I don't love you, but that I'm really bad.
4. One day, I met an old classmate who had already taken his wife and children and loudly told him, 'I haven't fallen yet.'. If you encounter someone who is still wandering outside the besieged city like yourself, comfort them: we are all incredibly strong and good comrades, persevere to the end, single men from all over the world unite, and victory will definitely be ours.
5. When you are lonely, you can count the stars with anyone you know who you want to meet. It's like being jealous when others say things. When feeling down, I found a few single confidants and didn't come back until I got drunk. Then I rushed into the singing studio and cried heartrendingly, 'Let the man cry, cry, it's not a sin.'. When I am happy, I buy a hundred roses and have no ulterior motives. I just hope that all the beauties in the world are happy.
6. Walking alone on the road, one can walk as fast as flying, without looking askance. I don't love beautiful women, I only love myself; You can also crawl like a snail, look left and right, search for eye-catching beauty, catch someone who makes your eyes straight, and just stare at her. I am a single man, who am I afraid of.
7. Persist in going to the gym every day and refuse to let others praise their good health. The only thing that can be accepted is that men are always good, and it makes people feel particularly good when electrocuted.
