Post Date December, 02 2023
Men always have a honey obsession with the length of Ding Ding,
Naively believe that——
Chang stands at the top of the breeding chain.
But the mainstream group among Ding Ding users - girls,
Do you really think longer is better?
What kind of Ding Ding is most favored by girls?
In order to find the answer,
A group of good people used 3D printing technology,
33 different shapes and models of Ding Ding have been printed,
And then we found 75 girls,
Let them look back and remember,
What size is your favorite Ding Ding.
(I really want to interview the feeling of that 3D printer)
It is said that,
This 3D printed model
Compared to 2D images and abstract descriptions
It's easier to 'awaken' a girl's memory.
(It seems like suddenly seeing the development direction of future sex toys)
In the experiment, girls were asked to select from these models
My favorite one night stand type Ding Ding
and
My favorite lifelong companion Ding Ding“
Result display——
Girls' impressions of Ding Ding's thickness far outweigh their length.
So what kind of Ding Ding will be spent on the final award?
(We will definitely strive to avoid the Oolong incident at this year's Oscars)
Now, Peach announces,
The winner of Austin's "Best One Night Stand" in 2017 is——
A Ding Ding with a length of 16.25cm and a circumference of 12.7cm!
Reason for Award:
If it's just a 'casual and easy one',
Actually, girls are quite concerned about the size of Ding Ding.
After all, hunting for wonders, who wouldn't want to try the "legendary" Ding Ding.
Next to be announced is the "Lifetime Companion Award" Ding Ding
The winner is——
A Ding Ding with a length of 16.25cm and a circumference of 12.19cm!
Reason for Award:
If it is for long-term use,
Girls still tend to be conservative and choose a slightly smaller size Ding Ding,
Because this is actually more comfortable and not too wild.
After all, life is like a marathon, take it easy.
Ok!
Now I know the expectations of the girls.
So what about reality?
Another study found that,
The average length of Ding Ding is 13.13cm and its circumference is 11.65cm.
Aha, so
Does the difference between the average value and the optimal value indicate?
Don't be disappointed, don't be lost.
Because 80% of women are still quite satisfied with their current partner's Ding Ding size.
Girls are so tolerant!
So men, are you okay with choosing ABCDEF?
P.S.
Although the girls are all at the stage of acting after the movie,
But in fact, the true os in a girl's heart is:
At least one throw higher than the average“
