Razor: a knife that can be used safely at the critical part of a man. Its principle is the same as that of a lawn mower.
Women: the trilogy of men's desire, which partly fills men's living space, partly satisfies men's fantasy, and partly absorbs men's inferiority. These three women are virtuous, beautiful and indulgent.
Roses: arrows that men shoot at women. The emotional confusion caused by red color is actually just a plant that is easy to feed.
Pen: Men have more than one pen, but only one chance of success. This opportunity includes many opportunities to start writing.
Brand-name wrist watch: the same part as handcuffs. The amazing effect is the same. An expensive timepiece without any risk.
Swimming trunks: I don't know what's the difference between men's swimming trunks and bikinis without corsets. Are men only two points less private than women?
Suit: A solemn face is not the result of wearing a suit. Having a suit that fits well should be considered as a man's goal.
Tie: It is said that it originated from the cloth around the neck of Croatian soldiers, but women prefer to believe that men are jealous of women's flowery headscarf and do not want to follow it. For men who are tired of bondage, ties are clearly a trap for women. However, sometimes ties can also become a weathervane of love. When a woman sends a tie to another man, it means that the woman is in love with him.
Front of men's trousers: Although men began to make convenient small holes in front of their trousers no later than the 18th century AD. However, the value of the front has not weakened after nearly 200 years.
Cigarette: Women can never understand why men never forget this thing. If the reason is only that you can burn yourself for the enthusiasm of men at any time and be abandoned casually, which woman who is really loved can't do it and has complained?
Even more incredible is the fact that smoking has been proved to be harmful to health by countless experiments, but it is still held and kissed by men. I hope men can leave this opportunity to the poor woman's lips.
Lighter: non-smoking does not exclude men from having a lighter. Zippo Dupont's beauty is the most elegant in men's hands. Men are more like men.
Vacation: adult men only want to play during the year. The body has no burden. Thought is not a burden.
Car: a tool that can quickly shorten or lengthen the distance between the two sides. As long as you are willing, you can escape from the disturbance or run to Xiaoyao.
Diploma: Proof of the experience you have studied. Although having a diploma does not mean having knowledge. But in formal occasions, it is often used as the identification of the size of learning.
Cultivation: Never bow to any force, but you must take off your hat as a gift.
Condoms: disposable male contraceptives. Its significance is: sometimes protect women, sometimes protect men. From condom to condom, the change of its name directly reflects people's attitude towards life.
Briefcase: In addition to not pretending to think, men take away their jobs with a reason to deceive themselves.
Belt: a leather belt made of straw rope to tie men's self-esteem, and it is also a scaleless waist measurement
Knife: It was a tool when it was invented, and sometimes it became a lethal weapon. The key to playing with knives is that you have to be a man.
Bed: A bed big enough to arrange one third of life on a bed big enough is like building a dream in the vast sky.
Refrigerator: It's hard to imagine how modern men can survive without a refrigerator. There is no permanent food. There is no iced beer. What do men treat themselves with.
Computer: It doesn't matter whether you understand or not. Machines that are completely obedient to people can also provide various instant services. How can a man not love her?
Friend: People who only want to communicate with you and don't want to trade with you. You want to shake hands with him without too much effort.
Audio: I can't live without music. The changed music is more unbearable. The sound is like the hand of a man eager to touch. Desire is at your fingertips. You will get it when you touch it.
NBA League: ILovethisgame! In terms of color, the NBA arena is the place where racial discrimination is most unlikely to occur in the world, because there are often black people fighting against each other.