"I don't know how, but every time I have sex with her in the future, I'll wonder if I should scream a few times. As a result, I'm constantly distracted and can't finish it." "What about your girlfriend? She still continues to scream?" "Hey, you don't care if she's called or not, I don't think you're interested in whether I'm called or not. You just want to inquire about my girlfriend's name or not."
"I looked at him with a very serious expression, and after about 52 seconds, he shrugged and said, 'She said, if I can't answer her question, or if I don't scream, she won't scream in the future. And you know, hey, how can a woman not scream?' This is even a fart answer. I think sooner or later, he will be dumped by his girlfriend as a piece of toilet paper like wiping her nose.". By the way, both men and women are human beings. Why do women cry when having sex, while men don't? In theory, a woman's cry means that she is happy, and she accepts it with satisfaction; "That man doesn't scream, doesn't it mean he's unhappy and dissatisfied, and he's basically a pig with nerves as thick as a highway when it comes to making love?"?
To this end, I conducted a survey of the five pigs around me and obtained five answers:
Answer 1: What question did you ask? I never thought about it in my previous life, and I won't think about it in my next life.
Answer 2: Women have a sharp voice, a thin voice, and of course they call well. Man's name? I want to scare all the women in the world to death.
Answer 3: Stupid, what men need to say. "Because women are conservative, they use their voices to cover everything up. We men are direct and say, 'How happy and satisfied we are, we don't need to scream anymore.'".
Answer 4: I'm joking, I can't even catch my breath. How can I call it? I have two mouths?
Answer 5: To tell you the truth, I also call, every time I call, I can still do it with your boyfriend last time. If you're a woman, why do you care if a man calls or not? Isn't a woman's feeling in her heart? If you are a man, you shouldn't care if a man calls or not, anyway, you only care if a woman calls or not.
One day, a female friend of mine was so confused that her eyes stood straight and said, "When my boyfriend was doing that, he was always shouting and laughing. Every time he uttered a sound, I would see in my mind that he was wearing a judo suit, wearing a black belt around his waist and gesturing. Obviously, I thought it was funny, and I had to cooperate with him." At that time, I was about to swallow a mouthful of water, and as soon as she finished speaking, I had to try to hold my mouth and prevent the water from coming out, "So she couldn't answer, so she kept saying to herself, 'Men, just do it, what are you doing, whooping, haha?' Now I swallowed the water and asked her, 'Why is that woman Yiyi, huh?' Her straight eyes finally regained their activity, as if pleased that I asked a stupid question she had already understood, and quickly replied, 'That's how men know we're happy.'"
Another male friend came back from Shandong and told me a legend: "I found a woman in Shandong to go to bed. She had a high waist and long legs, and a superb figure. At first everything was fine, but then she suddenly called out, and her name actually was: 'Drive! Drive! Drive!' She looked like a female Xia riding a horse in the desert." "He paused for a moment and added, looking like a bereaved dog, 'She was up there at the time.' That time, I couldn't stop the coffee in my mouth and sprayed him all over the face. Fortunately, he was depressed enough not to care too much.". "What's wrong with that?" he confided gloomily and slowly, "Who can stand her calling? It made me lose on the spot. Alas! What a shame!" He also had a male friend who happened to be my ex boyfriend, At a party, he said to me, "I can still marry my wife for six years without getting tired of it, just because she calls well. If you could learn more, you wouldn't still be unable to get married by now." That time, I intentionally sprayed red wine from my mouth on his head and told him to buy a plastic doll, ensuring that she calls better than his wife.
Seriously, when two people enjoy the same thing together, they just scream if they like, and just because they don't want to scream doesn't mean they don't enjoy it. Can't I have an inflamed throat? Can't you call out if there's phlegm stuck? To paraphrase what the daughter of the first family said, "Use your brain! Use your own brain!" If you have to be called by someone, and you don't think it's good, do you have to be called to know if you're doing well? If that's the case, let me tell you, there is a kind of thing in the world called "whistle bug", which is to add cold water and boil it on a tile stove. After boiling, it will emit a resounding sound, letting you know that the water is boiling, and the sound can be terrifying. Men who have to call their beds can hold onto it and get the most satisfaction they want.
As for women, they have brains and sense, so... who cares if you guys call them or not?!
(Intern Editor: Cai Junyi)