1. The woman cried bitterly, and the man firmly hugged the woman to comfort her. However, after being comforted, the woman still left the man, leaving the man who once hugged the woman. In a man's heart, he hates women for their unkindness, for their unkindness, for their unkindness, for their hollowing out and tearing down bridges. "The woman just said one sentence and knocked the man down: 'Actually, you don't even know what I need.'"
A man always uses his own reason to understand a woman's emotions. He thinks that controlling his own emotions means controlling a woman's emotions. This is the sadness of keeping his ears shut until the woman leaves, and he may not know it. So the woman chose a new branch, and the man pretended to be deep in the pain of reason.
2. A successful man married a beautiful star as his wife, and the age gap is staggering. Knowing that he will soon die, and that women cannot be widowed for him, men still insist on their choices. Because men like vases and collecting them. Taking things that everyone admires and admires as their own is one of the ways men achieve a sense of achievement.
Men are always foolish enough to repeatedly spend a lot of money on things that are not worth it, and they also have to call it "what they like is priceless treasure.". In fact, what he really likes is the sense of achievement. If burning money can achieve great satisfaction, men will definitely burn it.
3. On the overpass, a "crazy man" was drinking and singing a baffling song loudly. The police car roared and stopped under the overpass. Someone with a high-pitched loudspeaker shouted, "Don't take it too hard, if there's anything wrong, come down and talk about it.". "The madman", with his face full of confusion, ignored everyone, and then pushed aside the onlookers, leaving alone. Perhaps he would end up sleeping like a pig in some corner.
"Men, he never admits to being jealous, but once the jealousy comes up, it's earthshaking but doesn't let women know.". After eating vinegar, a man still has to eat the same vinegar many times, because a woman doesn't even know he's jealous. Who wants him not to say it? you deserve it
4. "A man has been rejected many times by a woman, and each time he feels that a woman has left him some space, so he works tirelessly, thinking that if he conquers the world, he can conquer women.". But when he returned full of victory fruits, he saw a woman who had become a mother, disheveled, buying vegetables, washing clothes, and cooking. The man couldn't help but flinch, turned and ran away, questioning his constant efforts
5. A man was invited to an important party and asked to bring his wife with him. At this moment, the man is afraid to think of the yellow faced woman at home. If only he had brought out a beautiful woman, how much face he would have had! So men urge women to dress up, criticize their taste, and urge women to keep smiling at parties. Don't speak up.
A man, he piled all his vanity on a woman, and then conversely said that a woman is vain, hiding her trivialities and dressing up as a dignified gentleman. A dark suit in a single color is the outfit for men to attend parties, but the woman smiling around the man is demonstrating the true vulgarity of the man.
6. A little boy asked his father, "How did you marry my mother in the first place?" His father proudly said, "Think back then, how many people were chasing your mother! Your father and I pursued bravely, only to cheat your mother into their hands." The little boy replied, "Hmm, you're really capable of boasting. It seems that the girl who chased me is no more beautiful than my mother."
Man, he is always an animal that feels good about himself. He always boasts about his various things in his narcissism. In fact, if you take a closer look, Bah! That's the virtue.
7. When two men and their children meet on the street, they usually pretend to be alone and say, "Go with your wife and children." In fact, they look at each other's wife and observe each other's children with their eyes. "For nothing else, I just want to compare whether my wife and children are better than others.".
Men also love to compare, compare wealth, compare careers, compare lovers, compare wives and children, and their psychology is no less than that of women.
8. The male colleague told a slightly colored joke in the office. Unexpectedly, the laughter of the female colleagues exceeded his expectations. He suppressed a smile and said coolly, "Cut, long hair, short vision, is it worth laughing like this?" The female colleagues laughed even crazier, so he couldn't help laughing along. Finally, a kind-hearted female colleague said to him, "What we're laughing at is... you can also be a joke, haha..."
A man always thinks he is a bit more attractive than a woman, but he doesn't know that women are often amused by his childish behavior, while he still thinks he is cool.
9. When a man is sick, he is usually good in front of a woman, but in front of a man, it is absolutely necessary to pretend to be indifferent. "He must have avoided taking the medicine because he was afraid of the bitter taste of the medicine. He must have blinked his eyes and made a painful appearance during the injection because he was more sensitive to pain than women.". At this point, if a woman wants to pursue a man too easily, giving him enough care will lead him to be completely devoted to the woman.
Men, children who never grow up, always have a slight Oedipus complex. Without the care of women, men cannot live.