Post Date April, 15 2023
1. A little boy asked his father, "How did you get married to my mother back then?" His father proudly said, "What a lot of people were chasing your mother back then! Your father and I pursued bravely to deceive your mother." The little boy replied, "Hmm, you really can boast. You can see that the girl who chased me is no more beautiful than my mother
Man, he is always an animal that feels good about himself. He is always boasting about his various things in his narcissism. In fact, if you take a closer look, Bah! That's just the virtue.
Sometimes men feel inferior in front of women
2. The male colleague told a slightly colored joke in the office, but he didn't expect the laughter from the female colleagues to exceed his expectations. He suppressed a smile and said coolly, "Cut, long hair, short knowledge, is it worth laughing like this?" The female colleagues laughed even crazier, so he couldn't help but laugh along. In the end, a kind-hearted female colleague said to him, "What we're laughing at is... you should also be a joke, haha
Men always think they are a bit more attractive than women, but in fact, he doesn't know that women are often amused by his childish behavior, while he still thinks he is cool.
3. The woman was crying bitterly, while the man firmly hugged the woman and comforted her. But after being comforted, the woman still left the man, the man who once hugged the woman. Men hate women in their hearts, they hate women for being unknowable, they hate women for being ruthless, they hate women for hollowing themselves out and crossing rivers and bridges. With just one sentence, the woman knocked the man down and said, "Actually, you don't even know what I need
A man always uses his own rationality to understand a woman's emotions. He thinks that controlling his own emotions is controlling a woman's emotions. This hidden sorrow may not be known to him until the woman leaves. So the woman chose a new branch, and the man pretended to be deep in the pain of reason.
4. The man was invited to an important party and requested to bring his wife with him. At this moment, the man's heart trembles when he thinks about the yellow faced woman at home. If only he had brought out a beautiful woman, how proud he would have been! So the man urged the woman to dress up, criticized her taste, and advised her to keep smiling at the party, never speak up recklessly.
A man, he piled up all his vanity on a woman, and then turned to saying that a woman is vain, hiding her trivialities and dressing up as a dignified gentleman. A uniform dark suit is the attire for a man to attend a party, but the woman smiling around the man is showing off his true vulgarity.
5. When two men and their children meet on the street, they usually pretend to be nothing but each other and say, "Accompany your wife and children." In fact, they look at each other's wife and observe their children with their eyes. For nothing else, I just want to compare whether my wife and children are stronger than others.
Men also love to compare, compare wealth, career, lover, wife and children, and their psychology of comparison is no less than that of women.
6. When a man is sick, he usually behaves well in front of a woman, but when he is in front of a man, he must definitely pretend to be indifferent. He must have avoided taking the medicine because he was afraid of the bitter taste of the medicine. He must have blinked his eyes in pain when receiving injections, because he is more sensitive to pain than women. At this point, if a woman wants to pursue a man too easily, giving him enough care will lead him to be completely devoted to the woman.
Men, who are never children, always have a slight Oedipus complex. Without the care of women, men cannot live.
7. A successful man married a beautiful celebrity as his wife, and the age difference is staggering. Knowing that he will soon die, and that women cannot be widowed for him, men still insist on their own choices. Because men like vases and collect them. Treating things that everyone envies and admires as their own is one of the ways men achieve a sense of achievement.
Men are always foolish enough to repeatedly spend a lot of money on things that are not worth it, and even to claim that what they like is priceless. In fact, what he really likes is the sense of achievement. If burning money can achieve great satisfaction, men will definitely burn it.
8. A "madman" was drinking on the overpass, singing inexplicable songs loudly. The police car roared and stopped under the overpass, and someone held a high pitched speaker and shouted, "Don't take it too hard. If there's anything wrong, come down and let's talk. The 'madman', with a messy face, ignored everyone and then pushed aside the onlookers, leaving alone. Perhaps in the end, he was lying in a corner sleeping soundly like a pig.
Men, he never admits to being jealous, but once jealousy arises, it can shake the world but not let women know. After eating vinegar, a man still has to eat the same vinegar many times because a woman doesn't even know he's jealous. Who wants him not to say it himself? you deserve it
9. A man has been rejected by a woman many times, and every time he feels that she has left him some space, so he works tirelessly, thinking that if he conquers the world, he can conquer women. But when he returned full of victory fruits, he saw a woman who had already become a mother, disheveled, buying vegetables, washing clothes, and cooking. The man couldn't help but flinch, turned around and ran away, questioning his persistent efforts and struggles
