Dear husband:
After careful consideration, I think I'd better leave you. We have been together for seven years. In the past seven years, I have tried my best to be a good wife. Yesterday, I just received a call from your company and learned that you have resigned. To be honest, I'm a little worried about your future.
Last week, I went to cut a new hairstyle, cooked some of your favorite foods, and bought a new set of pajamas. When you get home, you go to watch TV after eating for two minutes. After watching TV, you go to bed without even looking at me. How I long for you to hold me and say you love me, even if you lie to me.
Anyway, I'm leaving. Take care!
Note: Please don't look for me. I have moved to live with Wei Wen. I want to rebuild a better life.
Your former wife
Husband's reply
Dear ex-wife:
I feel extremely sad to receive your parting letter. Yes, you and I have been together for seven years. But whether you are a good wife or not, I have a question in my heart.
I went to watch TV just because I didn't want to listen to your nagging, but it seems to have little effect. Of course, I noticed you cut your hair short last week, but my first impression when I saw the new hairstyle was that you look like a man. You should know that I'm not good at telling lies and don't want to hurt your heart, so I didn't say anything.
You really took a lot of thought to cook that dinner, but I don't know if you forgot or took me as Weiwen when cooking. I haven't eaten pork for more than ten years.
Also, maybe you are too careless. You forgot to remove the price tag when wearing your nightgown last week. It says 4999 yuan. Last week Weiwen also borrowed 5000 yuan from me. I hope this is just a coincidence.
But I still love you in my heart. So when I knew that I had won 300 million lottery tickets, I immediately resigned and bought two tickets to go to Hawaii with you. When I came home to talk to you, you had already left. I went to the law firm to ask you how much I would give you if I divorced. The lawyer read the letter you wrote to me and said, "I don't need to give a penny.". I'm not so cruel. I left you a hundred yuan and bought more eye drops. After that, I will take some eye drops after crying every day!
Just write here, take care!
Note: I don't remember telling you that my best friend in my life, Wei Wen, is a transgender. He was originally a woman ten years ago.
Your former husband
What a cruel letter of parting... I don't know if it is true... If it is, then this woman is too sad. She really needs to buy eyedrops after crying every day