Post Date April, 15 2023
1. After dinner, the mother-in-law and girlfriend chatted in the bedroom. The man and father-in-law played against the landlord. Every ten cents, the bomb doubled.
Half an hour later, the father-in-law knocked on the bedroom door and said, "Honey, I have a good news and a bad news about our future uncle. Which one do you want to hear first?"
The mother-in-law said, "Listen first!"
The father-in-law said, "My uncle is the god of gambling! Our daughter won't be poor if she marries him! "
The mother-in-law asked, "What about the bad news?"
The father-in-law said, "Our daughter of more than 20 years has been raised by Bai. I lost all the money for the bride price just now..." "
2. One day, the son-in-law came to visit his future mother-in-law's home. Mother-in-law: "Just sit down and the dishes will be ready soon!" Then he went into the kitchen and was busy. At that time, there were only nervous Xiaoming and her dog Xiaobai left in the living room.
Suddenly, the son-in-law found that his stomach was sore. He thought to himself: No! I must hold back! But he couldn't help it, poof! He let out an invincible smelly fart, and he thought to himself: I'm going to be kicked out! Unexpectedly, the mother-in-law just shouted: "Xiaobai!" The son-in-law then thought with confidence: Fortunately, Xiaobai is my replacement.
Then he couldn't help farting the second fart, and his mother-in-law still shouted: "Xiaobai!" When he farted the third fart, he saw his mother-in-law rush out and scold and say, "Xiaobai! Do you want to run until you are stinky!"
3. The wife and mother-in-law look alike. Once my wife stood beside me and I was playing with my mobile phone.
I don't know when my wife left. My mother-in-law came to me. I didn't look closely at my side of the face. I thought it was my wife, so I kicked my mother-in-law's ass and said, "Give me some water."
Then my brother didn't dare to go to his wife's house for half a year
4. Today, I had dinner with my girlfriend at my father-in-law's house. I chatted with her while eating. I said to my mother-in-law, "Mom, your delivery speed is too slow. I have waited for more than 20 years to wait for it. Bad comment! “
Unexpectedly, my mother-in-law said, "I haven't given you a bad comment yet!"
I said, "What's the matter?"
The mother-in-law said, "Payment is too slow!"
I petrified instantly
5. I just got married years ago and stayed at home with my wife every day. My mother-in-law told us to go back to dinner. At the dinner table, I heard the mother-in-law say, "Daughter, some things can only be served at the moment, not as a meal!"
My face is hot
