Don't keep saying that men don't care about hygiene and are too rude to make you have any sexual interest. I'm afraid there are only a few more negative indicators of women's behavior in bed. Men and women contribute separately, not equally. Although you and I are distant souls from Venus and Mars, our irresistible love for each other and wonderful coexistence make it difficult for men and women to part. Who wants to be cursed to death in bed? Who wants to make the heart difficult to take?
1. Dead fish in bed
Inaction is the most terrifying thing about sex for men. "Even if you grunt twice, you recognize our hard work and always maintain a beautiful posture. I'm already in a hurry, even if I can appreciate your beauty show, baby. Let go. I don't care about your body defects at all. My mind is all about my gun. Seriously, you should always be proficient in it. Don't blame me for being Chen Shimei."
2. Nonstop chattering
"Do you love me or not?" "Say you only love me!" When you go to bed, you ask thousands of times, and your charming demeanor can't resist thousands of times of tossing and tossing. You ask with great interest, and I have already collapsed infinitely. Honey, this is not a honeymoon competition, what I want is a real gun fight. "Don't forget to wear a condom, secretions can also lead to pregnancy." With a tone that popularizes contraception knowledge, I can see that I have already lost my strength and really want to say goodbye to you tomorrow.
3. cumbersome preparation
"I'm infinitely rigid, and you're still there for a big wash. Even if I have a great love for cleanliness, when I soften, you'll wash in vain.". More disasters ensued, and finally it was clean. You began to carefully prepare for the aftermath. On the left is toilet paper, on the right is condoms, on the top is female underwear to be replaced, and on the bottom is male underwear to be replaced. I am sure you are the softener for my lower body. As soon as you are busy, I will be soft. Apply for a patent!
4. False excitement
"Pretending an orgasm is more about love," which only women understand, but men don't appreciate. "Your voice is abnormal, and your body twists are also exaggerated. Don't let me touch your lower body, which is as dry as ever. My anger will rise in the air. Men use a woman's excitement to judge their sexual abilities. Your vanity will definitely give me a fatal blow. Professional counseling for sexual psychological disorders, solving sexual confusion, and treating sexual disorders!"! "I'm trying to satisfy you." If the last sentence adds insult to injury, we won't be far away from breaking up. I'll work hard to crack down on fakes every time you climax in the future. Don't forget this relationship.
5. A joke is private
Is it fun to pull my foreskin and penis when you're free? Honey, that's the concentrate of my self-esteem, confidence, and arrogance, but it makes you so playful. Don't you know that men have no confidence in size? Is foreskin a permanent pain for men? "Who knows how big it is, and who knows how long it is? You said you were joking, but in my heart it was like laughing.".
6. N many others
Unshaven armpit hair and body hair, sloppy underwear, lower body odor caused by gynecological diseases, instructing sexual affairs like a teacher, and constantly making deep comparisons with ex boyfriends are all the most frustrating tricks for men.