Post Date December, 02 2023
Don't ever test me with that old story again: You and my mother fell into the river, save them first. Do you have to answer? Then save it together. no way? Can only save one? Then I'll plunge into the river and drown myself.
My mother is just like your mother. I hope you can treat my mother the same way I treat your mother.
Don't praise so-and-so for sweeping her mother-in-law out of the house again by standing in the crowd of women. In fact, the story of who pays homage to her mother-in-law is more appealing. Why not promote it more?
Don't complain about not seeing the beard on my face before marriage. I haven't seen the freckles on your face before marriage.
It is just as intolerable for a woman not to wash her feet before going to bed as it is for a man not to shave before going out.
"I haven't done much laundry or cooking, but I've never asked you to help me with carrying a gas tank to the fifth floor.".
Why didn't I send you flowers on Valentine's Day? Don't you forget to give me a hot kiss every day when I go to work?
A great man once said that rather than muttering there, it is better to bow down and plow.
Do you know how it feels to stand naked in front of everyone? That's the same feeling as being fully paid by my wife just after paying my salary home.
Do you want me to quit smoking? As long as you can avoid going to fashion stores from today on.
Sorry, I'm too tired to go shopping with you. You can go find your girlfriend. Or, if possible, find your ex boyfriend to accompany you? I promise not to be jealous.
Baby, you look so beautiful in this dress. You must have a 200% turnback rate when walking on the street. No, no, no, no, how could I not be willing to try it with you again? What I said is true, I swear.
It's true that a noble woman is proud, but behind every successful man stands a woman who stands tall and upright.
My heart used to be built on earth, and tears would burst; Now, my heart is made of cement, and cannot be snatched by a knife. What can tears do to help?
Don't just sit there wiping your tears and think about it again. Actually, it's really your fault.
We have no objection to losing weight, but don't "reduce" yourself to the hospital. "I have been accompanying you for three days and nights, and I dare not sleep. I have lost more than ten pounds.".
We support beauty, but don't "beautify" yourself so much that I feel uncomfortable changing my wife.
I may not be as considerate as before, and you may not be as gentle as before.
Why does opening and closing your mouth mean "leaving"? "I'm really" divorced ", and I'm not sure whether I can get married or not!"!
Although I don't care about you on the surface, I understand in my heart that you are the love of my life!
