Post Date December, 03 2023
Lucy's dear boyfriend must have never thought about this issue. One afternoon the other day, while she was drowsy in front of the computer, his phone rang up and said, "I want to get a haircut!"
"Ah?..." LUCY's mouth quickly widened to become the most standard "O", and it remained for N years.
From that moment on, she entered a long period of adaptation.
Outsiders cannot grasp her shock. Just imagine. The handsome Zheng Yuanchang with long flowing hair, who wears a lot of idols and idols, suddenly became the Scofield brother in "Prison Break"... and had no premonition. No prelude, no warning... It's conceivable. The contrast. The shock. The psychological sense of loss, alas.
LUCY has indeed been lost for a while. And this sense of loss directly affected her orgasm in the next few days. When asked about the reason, Lucy sighed, "It's very simple. The first feeling is that it seems like a stranger is having sex with me... (Although everyone is afraid of aesthetic fatigue," having sex with strangers "is only limited to the fantasy field of most people, and producing such an illusion can really make people feel a bit guilty.).
The second feeling is that after losing hair protection during sex, the sweat on her scalp occasionally drips onto her body, which can make her feel very scared and dirty (LUCY has a bit of a cleanliness habit, which is really unacceptable to her); "The third feeling is that touching her bare head makes her feel like a bad woman who has seduced a monk. (Please forgive LUCY for her rich imagination, although the movie" Temptation to the Monk "is so wonderful. After all, LUCY is not Aunt Chen Chong...)"
These feelings of LUCY also indirectly affect her boyfriend's mood. As a result, for some time, their relationship became somewhat delicate and awkward.
Perhaps you want to question LUCY: Not so much, right? What's the big deal? Aren't you in love with him? If you love a man, you shouldn't care what he looks like!
Is this question taken for granted? I have to refute it (I have to say that refuting you will criticize me for being too feminist. Let's "explain" it).
First, don't you know that women are visual animals? The partner we dream of is always associated with words like "tall and handsome.". If in her concept, Zheng Yuanchang=sexy, then how could it be possible to warmly welcome Scofield to her bed overnight?
LUCY is not a "professional woman". She does not have the quality of "being open to all comers", so her orgasm is affected.
Secondly, don't you think a man has a responsibility to maintain a certain look for a woman who loves him? When a person decides to live with another person, his hair is not his own. It's the common hair of two people. Before changing your hairstyle, please communicate with our women, will you please listen to our opinions? This is the same thing as changing positions when having sex. Positions that are not liked by women won't bring happiness to them, of course!
Third, if you have the misfortune to encounter an "encounter" like LUCY's boyfriend (he may really think it was an encounter, but I think it was her encounter), please do not take it too seriously. "You women only value appearance, not true love for me," and a series of comical and ridiculous associations have emerged. We are just temporarily unable to accept your new look and even affect our orgasm. Instead of being lewd and bored, we immediately need to find a new partner. ".
Fourth, hair always grows up. "As our hair grows, we women will gradually adapt to your new look, but it will take time.".
Fifth, if she says she loves you. That's really loving you. Compared to hairstyles, long live love.
Alright, that's it. I hope not only that Lucy's boyfriend sees it, but also that all men with a macho and maverick temperament understand: Next time, before changing your hairstyle, please consider your girlfriend's orgasm.
(Intern Editor: Cai Junyi)
