Post Date December, 03 2023
How sad it is to be alone! Married men with partners will advise single men like this. A man who is alone will not feel lonely. Instead, he will feel that it is great to be single. For the following 10 reasons, I want to continue to be single for a lifetime!
Don't go home in the middle of the night, don't call to report your whereabouts; Don't worry about kneeling on the washboard when you go back; Don't worry about being followed. If you can't lift your spirits at work the next day, tell your boss, do you know the pain of single men? I have no intention to sleep, and I miss you bitterly every night, but beauty is always far away.
A person walking on the road can walk as fast as a fly and look straight. I don't love beautiful women, I only love myself; You can also crawl like a snail, look left and right, search for attractive beauty, catch someone who makes your eyes straight, and then stare at her. I am a single man, who I am afraid of.
When a child called himself "uncle", he immediately told him in a straight voice that I would treat you to ice cream. When you meet someone who is introduced to you, you will not refuse, and then you will meet again and again. After many years, you can say N times with pride and sadness in the voice of someone who came here. It is a pity that you have not applied for the Guinness Book of Records.
If you really fall in love with a woman who makes you crazy, immediately confess. If you are hopelessly in love with someone, you will expose your guilt with sorrow. Don't love indiscriminately, or you will be hurt. It's not that I don't love, but that I am really bad.
One day I met my classmate and old friend who had taken his wife and children, and told him loudly. If you meet someone who is still wandering outside the besieged city like yourself, comfort him and stick to it. Single men all over the world will unite to win.
When you are lonely, you can count the stars with the beauty you want to know, and others are jealous. When frustrated, find a few single confidants, don't go back until drunk, and then rush into the singing room and cry heartrendingly. When I am happy, I buy a hundred roses and catch who gives who. There is no secret purpose. I just hope that all the beauties in the world are happy.
I insist on going to the gym every day to let others boast about my good health. I will not accept it. There is only one thing I can accept. It makes me feel very good when I get an electric shock.
To cook for yourself is to take care of yourself. Isn't Liu Yiwei advocating "eating every day"? It doesn't matter if the rice is burnt, and resolutely frown to eliminate it. It is very fashionable to remember the bitter and sweet in the new century.
Being nagged by my parents shows that it is not hopeless; Be advised by friends that you are still a good friend; Being envied by married people means that you are always right; Being cited by a woman as a confidant of beauty shows that she is also a lover.
Every morning, I open my eyes and proudly say to myself, this is a spiritual wealth that makes me cry, and I will continue to be single until I feel how shameful it is to be single. ha-ha.
