Post Date December, 03 2023
More or less, we have all been taught some ingenious bedtime skills by "old drivers" (also known as "bed routines"). When he mysteriously reached your ear and poked you with his elbow as the opening line, he was eloquent, puffing up his chest and exhaling a cloud of smoke that smelled like the stinky feet of Zhongnanhai Dian8, you really believed it!
However, facts have proven that 80% of these so-called Blissful Dafa are bulletins.
The following netizens want to tell you from their personal experience: Don't trust the old wet machine, you can still live the rest of your life in peace!
My ex girlfriend is such a god! She opened the door to a new world for me. At that time, she vowed that "Ding Ding Bing Ji" was exciting, so we tried it once. Damn it! My younger brother instantly felt like he was frozen in a snow cave in the Himalayas. My brothers should all know the principle of Ding Ding's expansion and contraction... Who will tell me that ice and fire are super cool in the future? Who am I in a hurry!
Before my cousin got married, she was as pure as a bottle of farmer's mountain spring, and her sexual quotient was basically zero. So her mother specifically and carefully provided her with psychological counseling in advance, and one of the techniques that "most women don't know about" is:
Pulling the curls deep in men's thighs can make them super excited
Because of me, my brother-in-law almost divorced her.
One morning, I read in a health magazine that if you use Vaseline instead of lubricating oil during XXOO, you can feel unprecedented stimulation. "That night, I really did this, and within 5 minutes, the bottom of me and the male ticket started to burn. We immediately jumped into the bathtub and tried to use a warm water bath to eliminate the burning sensation. The male ticket cried and said that I had cut him off, hehe.".
As a divorcee, I have a strong voice in this regard, because my ex wife is a very superstitious authority person. She used to hate the smell of tadpoles, so she has always refused, but her sisters told her that "tadpoles" can beautify, and then one day she suddenly proposed to try it out herself
"Then I had to turn on the tap, and as a result, she began to cough violently, and then vomited like a fountain all over the bed. I was covered in fragments of dinner.". So if your female ticket doesn't like biting, it's best not to force her.
