Post Date April, 15 2023
Dear wife
In a pragmatic, modest and prudent manner, I deeply regret and deeply grieve to make the following request to you: I won't go home for dinner tonight. I originally agreed to accompany you to the furniture inspection, but I was forced to postpone it. I deeply apologize for this unexpected incident. After 10 pm, I will report to you in detail on the ideological work of the day.
The cause of the incident was not foreseen in advance, so it was not possible to submit a request for instructions 24 hours in advance according to the organizational regulations. This is a special situation, which is quite different from the four meals with customers at the beginning of last month, the two old classmates' gatherings at the end of this month, and the one mother-in-law Ban's birthday celebration, which is of a different nature. Please take special measures. Considering that calling for leave does not clearly explain the situation, and cell phone text messages do not indicate my sincerity, I am writing to express my sincere feelings.
In my heart, your wife's position is supreme. The food you cook is the best in the world. Watching TV dramas with your wife is extremely happy. I really want to go home and eat the food you cook. As I hit the keyboard, I couldn't help but imagine in my mind that what you did was not the garlic sprouted cabbage and braised chicken wings that were better than Manchu Han Quanxi. I regret that I couldn't go home today to enjoy these delicacies. If God gave me a chance to make a new choice, I would definitely rush home and eat all the home-made tofu you left yesterday, eat all the leftovers, and wash all the dishes. However, God did not give me this opportunity. Due to the public opinion of international festivals and my persistent habit of following the crowd, I could only join a total of 9 men from our company and go to a restaurant near our company for a solemn dinner without a woman to celebrate a commemorative day related to international reputation. After dinner, I may participate in activities such as singing songs led by my boss, which is conducive to connecting with my boss and increasing my income to buy household goods for my wife. I hope you will approve.
Dear wife, I will follow your instruction: drink less and eat more vegetables. I will never go to places I shouldn't go, and strictly abide by the revolutionary bottom line you set for me. "I will not only refuse to participate in projects related to bathing, but also help educate other married male colleagues not to participate, always preserving my revolutionary purity.". If someone tempts me to participate in the activity of building the Great Wall, you can rest assured that I will not participate. You are also aware of the fact that playing mahjong cannot swipe my card. So my wife, please rest assured.
Dear wife, I promise to go home before 22:00-15 pm (based on the clock at our dining table) and accompany you to buy furniture. As long as you see it right, you can choose.
Okay, Madam, let's write this first. My colleague has already urged me. My husband's living expenses of 50 yuan for the next month are guaranteed. The above information is true. Please verify it.
